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Stupid
Quotes
"Most
cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
"The team has come along slow
but fast."
- Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager
"I
think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose
Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
"China is a big country, inhabited
by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President |
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"Football
players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, football coach
"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish
for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"It is wonderful to be here in the
great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"It's time for the human race to enter the
solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned
mission to Mars
"I love California, I practically
grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball
seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
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