Top Wallet Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo Philips
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person."
Anthony LaPaglia
I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.
Johan Cruijff
Russell Baker 
George Galloway 
Jonathan Carroll 
Anthony LaPaglia 
Ben Crenshaw 
Michael Crichton 
Robin Williams 
Emo Philips All Wallet Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams 
96% of people like this quote
He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin
71% of people like this quote
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo Philips
66% of people like this quote
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person."
Anthony LaPaglia
64% of people like this quote
Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.
Yukihiro Matsumoto
53% of people like this quote
The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.
Anthony J. D'Angelo
53% of people like this quote
Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.
Jonathan Carroll
53% of people like this quote
It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
Russell Baker
52% of people like this quote
I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.
Ben Crenshaw
49% of people like this quote