Top Vodka Quotes
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
All Vodka Quotes
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley 
56% of people like this quote
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White 
55% of people like this quote
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein 
52% of people like this quote
We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day 
52% of people like this quote
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins 
49% of people like this quote
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen 
47% of people like this quote
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T. Hall 
45% of people like this quote
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
Asne Seierstad 
44% of people like this quote
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Garrison Keillor 
44% of people like this quote

Anton Chekhov
Ron White
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Lisa Marie Presley
Tom T. Hall
Asne Seierstad
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