Top Underwear Quotes
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
Emo Philips
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Julia Child
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
Jane Birkin
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
Phil Gramm
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Mark Wahlberg 
Keanu Reeves 
Woody Allen 
Jane Birkin 
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Jamie Lee Curtis 
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In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Julia Child 
70% of people like this quote
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
Jane Birkin
68% of people like this quote
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
59% of people like this quote
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.
Phil Gramm
58% of people like this quote
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Naomi Campbell
57% of people like this quote
He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.
Rod Steiger
56% of people like this quote
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