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My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head!
Derek Jacobi
Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.
Hector Elizondo
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Pauline Kael
Hector Elizondo 
Derek Jacobi 
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My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head!
Derek Jacobi 
53% of people like this quote
Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.
Hector Elizondo
50% of people like this quote
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Pauline Kael
45% of people like this quote
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