Top Toothpaste Quotes
If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera.
Sarah Caldwell
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.
Laura Linney
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.
Judy Holliday
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
H. R. Haldeman
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If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera.
Sarah Caldwell 
62% of people like this quote
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger
53% of people like this quote
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.
Laura Linney
52% of people like this quote
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