Top Toilet Quotes
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Joey Bishop
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
Jessica Hahn 
Mark McKinney 
Adrian Edmondson 
Matthew Broderick 
Daphne Zuniga 
George Carlin 
Megan Fox 
Jay Leno All Toilet Quotes
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson 
75% of people like this quote
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
69% of people like this quote
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Joey Bishop
59% of people like this quote
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
59% of people like this quote
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
58% of people like this quote
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon
55% of people like this quote
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Wilford Brimley
54% of people like this quote
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
54% of people like this quote
Popular Toilet Authors
Richard M. NixonGeorge CarlinChuck PalahniukAaron EckhartJessica HahnRita RudnerPatti SmithOctavia ButlerLiam NeesonJennifer AnistonJay LenoJoel MaddenLewis MumfordDon Van VlietMegan Fox
Billy WilderDaphne ZunigaAdrian EdmondsonWilford BrimleyUma ThurmanTommy CooperMichael IsikoffCarolyn HeilbrunMark McKinneyIggy PopFarrah FawcettMacy GrayEric CarrMatthew BroderickAlan King
More »