Top Toaster Quotes
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield 
59% of people like this quote
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
58% of people like this quote
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
57% of people like this quote
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
49% of people like this quote
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
36% of people like this quote
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