Top Tickets Quotes
Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.
Doug Coupland
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Mel Brooks
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
Conan O'Brien
Minority views expressed in films simply don't sell tickets.
Karel Reisz
I don't buy into any of that hogwash. They put that out to sell tickets. It's just a classic horror movie, with the Greek drama formula of good versus evil, and lots of fear.
Margot Kidder
Fran Drescher 
Eva Herzigova 
Sara Gilbert 
Alan Davies 
Josie Maran 
Jeff Goldblum 
Estelle Parsons 
Debra Messing 
Conan O'Brien 
Jack Vance 
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Why is it good for football to take the excitement away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team?
Sepp Blatter 
49% of people like this quote
Don't forget the prices are so high in theater; it isn't really where a young person can go on a date and buy two tickets and take someone out anymore.
Estelle Parsons
48% of people like this quote
Country fans need to support country music by buying albums and concert tickets for traditional artists or the music will just fade away. And that would be really sad.
George Jones
48% of people like this quote
I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.
Josie Maran
47% of people like this quote
I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.
Debra Messing
47% of people like this quote
I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.
D. L. Hughley
46% of people like this quote
I haven't been to a movie since somebody gave me free tickets to Star Wars, which I went to.
Jack Vance
46% of people like this quote
Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.
Fran Drescher
45% of people like this quote
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