Top Thanksgiving Quotes
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart
To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
Victor Hugo
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.
Cindy Margolis
There is no racial or ethnic involvement in Thanksgiving, and people who may be very distant from the Christian system can see the beauty and the positive spirit that comes from the holiday.
John Clayton
Irv Kupcinet 
O. Henry 
Henry Ward Beecher 
Tony Snow 
Phyllis Diller 
Kevin James 
Konrad von Gesner 
Marilu Henner 
Algernon Charles Swinburne 
Ted Allen All Thanksgiving Quotes
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart 
65% of people like this quote
To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
Victor Hugo
64% of people like this quote
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.
Cindy Margolis
60% of people like this quote
There is no racial or ethnic involvement in Thanksgiving, and people who may be very distant from the Christian system can see the beauty and the positive spirit that comes from the holiday.
John Clayton
58% of people like this quote
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck
57% of people like this quote
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet
55% of people like this quote
Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ.
John Clayton
54% of people like this quote
On Thanksgiving I will stop to give thanks that my family is safe and healthy, especially because I realize that, following the tragedies of this year, it is all too real a possibility that they might not have been.
Bobby Jindal
53% of people like this quote
Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Richard Roeper
53% of people like this quote
Popular Thanksgiving Authors
Victor HugoHenry Ward BeecherErma BombeckKin HubbardTodd BarryPhyllis DillerMarilu HennerDavid LettermanBob SchiefferTony SnowTed AllenBobby JindalJohn Clayton
Henry Van DykeJon StewartO. HenryCindy MargolisJohn HughesRichard RoeperStephen EvansJames PattersonAlgernon Charles SwinburneMerle ShainKevin JamesIrv KupcinetKonrad von Gesner
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