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How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
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A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
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How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
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A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
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