Top Taxi Quotes
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
P. J. O'Rourke
Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
Ben Elton
Peabo Bryson 
James Lipton 
Ben Elton 
Fred Allen 
Fran Lebowitz 
Milos Forman 
Klaus Kinski 
David Walliams 
Feisal Abdul Rauf 
Morgan Freeman All Taxi Quotes
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
P. J. O'Rourke 
60% of people like this quote
Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
58% of people like this quote
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
Ben Elton
57% of people like this quote
I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage.
Alan Brien
56% of people like this quote
I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.
David Walliams
53% of people like this quote
I'd sing with Roberta Flack in a taxi if you called up and said she'd be in it.
Peabo Bryson
53% of people like this quote