Top Sweater Quotes
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Ambrose Bierce
I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked.
Rosanna Arquette
Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot except in wintry weather. At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks.
Honor Blackman
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me.
Lauren Graham
All Sweater Quotes
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Ambrose Bierce 
78% of people like this quote
I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked.
Rosanna Arquette 
59% of people like this quote
Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot except in wintry weather. At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks.
Honor Blackman 
57% of people like this quote
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz 
55% of people like this quote
Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me.
Lauren Graham 
53% of people like this quote
I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.
Lee Trevino 
53% of people like this quote
I always wear my sweater back-to-front; it is so much more flattering.
Diana Vreeland 
53% of people like this quote
You're looking for players whose name on the front of the sweater is more important than the one on the back. I look for these players to play hard, to play smart and to represent their country.
Herb Brooks 
50% of people like this quote
If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.
Pam Brown 
45% of people like this quote

Herb Brooks
Ambrose Bierce
Diana Vreeland
Honor Blackman
Fran Lebowitz
Lauren Graham
Rosanna Arquette