Top Surgeon Quotes
The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. You can always do it better, find the exact word, the apt phrase, the leaping simile.
Robert Cormier
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in Spanish. I'd like to be a brain surgeon.
Billie Joe Armstrong
Some critics will write 'Maya Angelou is a natural writer' - which is right after being a natural heart surgeon.
Maya Angelou
I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.
Sharon Osbourne
All Surgeon Quotes
The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. You can always do it better, find the exact word, the apt phrase, the leaping simile.
Robert Cormier 
61% of people like this quote
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx 
60% of people like this quote
I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in Spanish. I'd like to be a brain surgeon.
Billie Joe Armstrong 
60% of people like this quote
Some critics will write 'Maya Angelou is a natural writer' - which is right after being a natural heart surgeon.
Maya Angelou 
57% of people like this quote
I'm very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.
Sharon Osbourne 
54% of people like this quote
Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the surgeon cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body.
James Larkin 
54% of people like this quote
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield 
54% of people like this quote
Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.
Tia Carrere 
53% of people like this quote
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
Mistranslations 
53% of people like this quote
Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?
Rush Limbaugh 
52% of people like this quote
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