My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Emo Philips

I always wanted to make sure my parents didn't have to work again for the rest of their lives. Deion Sanders

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway. Holly Marie Combs

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. Bernard Meltzer