Top Sober Quotes
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.
Martin Van Buren
Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
Jamie Lee Curtis
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
All Sober Quotes
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough.
Lord Chesterfield 
46% of people like this quote
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.
William James 
43% of people like this quote
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.
Harold Brodkey 
43% of people like this quote
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville 
42% of people like this quote
I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
Matthew Perry 
41% of people like this quote
You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.
James Pinckney Miller 
40% of people like this quote
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.
Kenneth Tynan 
39% of people like this quote
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