Top Sober Quotes
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.
Martin Van Buren
Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
Jamie Lee Curtis
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
All Sober Quotes
I am not liked as a President by the politicians in office, in the press, or in Congress. But I am content to abide the judgment the sober second thought of the people.
Rutherford B. Hayes 
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I think a guy who's had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better than a guy who is stone sober.
Charlie Rich 
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Till now poets were privileged to insert a certain proportion of nonsense - very far in excess of one-half of one per cent - into their otherwise sober documents.
John C. Ransom 
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I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing.
Nora Dunn 
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Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.
Malcolm Lowry 
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K. Chesterton 
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I'm clean and sober for over a year and no one seems to care! They're like, 'Oh, her dramatic weight gain.' So, stop making fun of me!
Courtney Love 
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