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Top Slapped Quotes
 
 
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.
Elizabeth Banks
We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.
Troy Perry
If I'd had more time or been a better writer, I would have tried to put the same ideas and experiences into a novel. But I didn't so I slapped it up on the Web.
Philip Greenspun
I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.
Keith David