Top Sewer Quotes
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
John Madden
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.
William S. Burroughs
The sea is the universal sewer.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
Rigging a loudspeaker and a microphone at both ends of a sewer pipe.
Leonard Chess
Leonard Chess 
Jacques Yves Cousteau 
William S. Burroughs 
Laura Prepon 
Mel Brooks 
Michael Bennett 
Tom Lehrer 
Wilson Mizner All Sewer Quotes
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks 
68% of people like this quote
Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.
William S. Burroughs
56% of people like this quote
Rigging a loudspeaker and a microphone at both ends of a sewer pipe.
Leonard Chess
55% of people like this quote
The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.
Florynce R. Kennedy
53% of people like this quote
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Wilson Mizner
51% of people like this quote
As soon as you sit down to write about something you are pressing your nose deeper into the sewer of facts.
Theo Van Gogh
44% of people like this quote
And my mouth is not a sewer, although some people may think it is.
Laura Prepon
39% of people like this quote
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
39% of people like this quote