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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
Barry Diller
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.
Bill Lee
We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.
Walter F. Ulmer
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
Matt Lauer
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The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
Barry Diller 
55% of people like this quote
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.
Bill Lee
54% of people like this quote
We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.
Walter F. Ulmer
47% of people like this quote
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
Matt Lauer
45% of people like this quote
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