Top Screwed Quotes
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
Ronald Biggs
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
Chuck Palahniuk
Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.
Kathy Mattea
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
Dimebag Darrell
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It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
Corey Feldman 
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I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.
Tim Roth
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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
Chanakya
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman
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