Top Screwed Quotes
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
Ronald Biggs
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
Chuck Palahniuk
Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.
Kathy Mattea
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
Dimebag Darrell
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
Albert Brooks 
49% of people like this quote
The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.
Michael Lewis
48% of people like this quote
I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.
Jessica Hahn
48% of people like this quote
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
Hugh Grant
47% of people like this quote
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.
Mariah Carey
47% of people like this quote
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed.
Bruce Scheneier
46% of people like this quote
It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more.
Michael Bay
45% of people like this quote
I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead.
Mary Crosby
44% of people like this quote
The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.
Armand Assante
43% of people like this quote
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