Top Screwed Quotes
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
Ronald Biggs
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
Chuck Palahniuk
Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.
Kathy Mattea
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
Dimebag Darrell
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Daniel J. Bernstein 
H. G. Bohn 
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I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
Julie Harris 
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I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life.
Jodie Foster
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More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.
John W. Vessey, Jr.
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There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.
John Kricfalusi
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The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.
Trevor Dunn
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Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
George Clooney
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Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.
H. G. Bohn
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From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.
Daniel J. Bernstein
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