Top Scissors Quotes
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
I often shoot with scissors in my eyes.
Allan Dwan
Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.
Kerry King
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Truman Capote
Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.
Dave Reichert
Famous Scissors Authors
Jeff Foxworthy
Harry Crosby
Allan Dwan
Dave Reichert
Richard O'Brien
Kerry King
Truman Capote
More authors »
All Scissors Quotes
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy 
57% of people like this quote
Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.
Kerry King
55% of people like this quote
Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.
Dave Reichert
51% of people like this quote
Popular Scissors Authors