Top Ribbon Quotes
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Robert Benchley
I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.
Jim Carrey
The State of the Union may look rosy from the White House balcony or the suites of George Bush's wealthiest donors. But hardworking Americans will see through this president's efforts to wrap his radical agenda with a compassionate ribbon.
Howard Dean
He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.
T. E. Kalem
Billy Carter 
T. E. Kalem 
Napoleon Bonaparte 
Anzia Yezierska 
Dennis Rodman 
Jim Carrey 
Howard Dean 
Robert Benchley All Ribbon Quotes
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Napoleon Bonaparte 
66% of people like this quote
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Robert Benchley
54% of people like this quote
I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.
Jim Carrey
54% of people like this quote
The State of the Union may look rosy from the White House balcony or the suites of George Bush's wealthiest donors. But hardworking Americans will see through this president's efforts to wrap his radical agenda with a compassionate ribbon.
Howard Dean
54% of people like this quote
He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.
T. E. Kalem
53% of people like this quote
I felt like calling attention to AIDS. I had the AIDS ribbon colored into my hair during the playoffs in '95.
Dennis Rodman
53% of people like this quote
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Billy Carter
51% of people like this quote
No one uses a ribbon typewriter any more, but your final draft is not the time to try to wring a few more sheets out of your inkjet cartridge.
Lynn Abbey
44% of people like this quote
Poverty was an ornament on a learned man like a red ribbon on a white horse.
Anzia Yezierska
38% of people like this quote