Top Referee Quotes
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby
We talked to the referees before the game; there's always new situations to adjust, for the refs and for us as well. Even on the ice, it's good for players to talk and interact with the referee.
Peter Bondra
Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Joseph Brodsky
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
David Frost
You can't applaud a referee.
Alex Ferguson
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby 
69% of people like this quote
We talked to the referees before the game; there's always new situations to adjust, for the refs and for us as well. Even on the ice, it's good for players to talk and interact with the referee.
Peter Bondra
58% of people like this quote
Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Joseph Brodsky
57% of people like this quote
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
David Frost
56% of people like this quote
I love what I'm doing. It's my life. When it's time to go, I'll probably be fighting to get out of the casket. I'll be yelling at the priest instead of a referee.
Lou Duva
53% of people like this quote
You don't notice the referee during the game unless he makes a bad call.
Drew Curtis
53% of people like this quote
The referee is going to be the most important person in the ring tonight besides the fighters.
George Foreman
50% of people like this quote
The referee will now keep track of the time on the field and the shootouts have finally been banned.
Cobi Jones
43% of people like this quote