Top Punch Quotes
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Jerry Stiller
Also, if you watch the film once, there are lots of things that you won't get because there are punch lines in the first act, the setup to which isn't until the second act.
Simon Pegg
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George Carlin
I confess that Roy was a little bit dictatorial in his editing and he ruined quite a number of my pictures, which he stopped doing later. He used to punch a hole through a negative. Some of them were incredibly valuable. He didn't understand at the time.
Ben Shahn
Son, never throw a punch at a redwood.
Tom Selleck
Richard H. Davis 
Roberto Duran 
Tom Selleck 
George Carlin 
William Wyler 
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Steve Yzerman 
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Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Jerry Stiller 
60% of people like this quote
Also, if you watch the film once, there are lots of things that you won't get because there are punch lines in the first act, the setup to which isn't until the second act.
Simon Pegg
55% of people like this quote
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George Carlin
55% of people like this quote
I confess that Roy was a little bit dictatorial in his editing and he ruined quite a number of my pictures, which he stopped doing later. He used to punch a hole through a negative. Some of them were incredibly valuable. He didn't understand at the time.
Ben Shahn
55% of people like this quote
Any time you think you have the game conquered, the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose.
Mike Schmidt
55% of people like this quote
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
Wilson Mizner
55% of people like this quote
I was probably the best that ever walked this earth. And I could take a punch. I could deliver a punch. I didn't have the hardest punch in the world but my punches were sharp and they were crisp. And if you took too many of them, you would be knocked out.
Larry Holmes
54% of people like this quote
The devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society.
Joe Biden
54% of people like this quote
The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming.
Aimee Mann
54% of people like this quote
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