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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
John Krasinski
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.
Charles Pierce
Pizza Express has been a real godsend for me. I've been working there for several years, six weeks a year. You can go to work every night and play. It's a nice little club. It's just about the right size for me, about 150 people.
Mose Allison
Corey Haim 
Jay Leno 
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Jennifer Love Hewitt 
Yogi Berra 
Ruth Ann Minner 
Dustin Diamond 
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James 
61% of people like this quote
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
John Krasinski
60% of people like this quote
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.
Charles Pierce
59% of people like this quote
Pizza Express has been a real godsend for me. I've been working there for several years, six weeks a year. You can go to work every night and play. It's a nice little club. It's just about the right size for me, about 150 people.
Mose Allison
55% of people like this quote
Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.
Dustin Diamond
54% of people like this quote
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
54% of people like this quote
Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
Merton Miller
53% of people like this quote
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