Top Pet Quotes
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.
Nick Lampson
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
Cher
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
Joel Hodgson 
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I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
Katie Holmes 
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I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
George Eads 
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