Top Pet Quotes
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.
Nick Lampson
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
Cher
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Connie Stevens 
Juan Gris 
Chuck Palahniuk 
Rodney Dangerfield 
Billy Graham 
George Carlin 
Paul Rudd 
Billy Connolly 
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Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.
Connie Stevens 
52% of people like this quote
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
Natalie Portman
52% of people like this quote
I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.
Kristin Davis
51% of people like this quote
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Billy Graham
51% of people like this quote
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Billy Connolly
51% of people like this quote
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.
Shelley Morrison
50% of people like this quote
The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.
Chris Chocola
50% of people like this quote
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
48% of people like this quote
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
Ziggy Marley
46% of people like this quote
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