Top Old Quotes
The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.
Steve Garvey
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Ellen DeGeneres
A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Our old age was in some respects the happiest period of life.
Charles Eastman 
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I really fancy Harrison Ford. I've got to say I think he's really divine. He's, like, an older man, I guess, although he's not really that old, obviously. I don't want to offend him.
Minnie Driver
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I was 20 years old and felt I had a lot to offer, even to myself.
Tina Yothers
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