Top Old Quotes
The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.
Steve Garvey
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Ellen DeGeneres
No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson
A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger 
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived.
Knut Hamsun
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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
James Thurber
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