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In our excessive involvement in the affairs of other countries, we are not only living off our assets and denying our own people the proper enjoyment of their resources; we are also denying the world the example of a free society enjoying its freedom to the fullest.
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We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
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I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Everybody's going through a lot of stress these days, no matter how well off you are and how many advantages you have, it's a stressful time in everybody's lives.
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
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Of course, violence will not end with our combat mission. Extremists will continue to set off bombs, attack Iraqi civilians and try to spark sectarian strife. But ultimately, these terrorists will fail to achieve their goals.
Barack Obama 
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General Pickett, finding the battle broken while the enemy was still reinforcing, called the troops off.
James Longstreet 
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