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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
Erma Bombeck
It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.
Roger Maris
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Clarence Darrow
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby 
54% of people like this quote
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
Erma Bombeck
53% of people like this quote
It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.
Roger Maris
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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Clarence Darrow
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