Top Naked Quotes
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo
I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing. Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more.
Camille Claudel
All Naked Quotes
She claimed she loved the camera, its warmth, its familiarity. She responded to its naked glare, its slavish attention to every expression of her face and body, with the kind of immediacy a trusted lover could expect.
Anne Edwards 
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Independent minded girls that are naked sounds like a great start to something.
Joshua Homme 
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Shoes and clothing damage our ability to survive naked in the wilderness.
Steve Mann 
57% of people like this quote
That is a lot of the reason I do what I do, to really spread the word and spread information and turn people onto different things they may not be, y'know, aware of. That is what Naked City is certainly about.
John Zorn 
57% of people like this quote
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain 
57% of people like this quote
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Rosalind Russell 
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A lot of people refuse to do things because they don't want to go naked, don't want to go without guarantee. But that's what's got to happen. You go naked until you die.
Nikki Giovanni 
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A poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet.
Bob Dylan 
56% of people like this quote
Well, in Japan, I have got a group of musicians that I have worked with a lot, that concentrate just on the hardcore stuff, say, that Naked City has been working on. We have like a repertoire of sixty songs now.
John Zorn 
56% of people like this quote
To write well you must be willing to go naked into the world.
Daniel Keys Moran 
56% of people like this quote
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