Top Naked Quotes
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo
I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing. Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more.
Camille Claudel
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I have a bronze statue of myself, naked. I have these really big curls and water comes out of every curl. It's hot.
Macy Gray 
41% of people like this quote
When one tears away the veils and shows them naked, people's souls give off such a pungent smell of decay.
Octave Mirbeau
41% of people like this quote
I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
Tennessee Williams
41% of people like this quote
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked.
Zebulon Pike
39% of people like this quote
We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
Mother Teresa
39% of people like this quote
A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.
George Dennison Prentice
38% of people like this quote
Writing songs is super intimate. It's a bit like getting naked.
Gwen Stefani
36% of people like this quote
Popular Naked Authors
Mark TwainWilliam BlakeJeanette WintersonBette DavisCarl JungC. S. LewisRodney DangerfieldJoseph ConradBob DylanWarren BuffettJimi HendrixJohn UpdikeTennessee WilliamsPercy Bysshe ShelleyRobert Mapplethorpe
Mercedes McCambridgeBertolt BrechtNicole KidmanMother TeresaChristy TurlingtonJean BaudrillardCamryn ManheimEwan McGregorMoira KellyRobyn HitchcockZebulon PikeRob CorddryClaire ForlaniDaryl HannahDaniel Keys Moran
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