Top Monkey Quotes
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
Theodore Sturgeon
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M. Hutchins
Teddy Sheringham 
Alicia Silverstone 
William Congreve 
Robert Benchley All Monkey Quotes
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin 
64% of people like this quote
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
61% of people like this quote
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
Theodore Sturgeon
61% of people like this quote
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M. Hutchins
58% of people like this quote
As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort.
Rachel Weisz
57% of people like this quote
In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians.
Jack Irons
56% of people like this quote
It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible!
Tim Flock
56% of people like this quote
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal
55% of people like this quote
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Winston Churchill
53% of people like this quote
Popular Monkey Authors
Winston ChurchillH. L. MenckenDoug CouplandSteven WrightGeorge CarlinParis HiltonJimi HendrixMargot KidderTheodore SturgeonRobert BenchleyKevin BaconWilliam CongreveCharles DarwinFranz GrillparzerRussell Banks
Nancy SinatraRachel WeiszBen BradleeMalcolm De ChazalRobert M. HutchinsJack IronsPrince CharlesAlicia SilverstoneRobert HughesAngie StoneHenry Walter BatesTeddy SheringhamLorne MichaelsJean Claude DuvalierTim Flock
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