Top Married Quotes
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears
A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.
Skeet Ulrich
Ben Lindsey 
Diane von Furstenberg 
Hedy Lamarr 
Kinky Friedman 
Diane Watson 
Jim Carrey 
Aeschylus 
Steven Tyler All Married Quotes
A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani 
35% of people like this quote
I met Hilary Vaughan at a Student Ball in 1944 and we married in the summer of 1946, as soon as I graduated.
James W. Black
35% of people like this quote
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy
33% of people like this quote
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
24% of people like this quote
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Paul Hornung
21% of people like this quote
Popular Married Authors
George Bernard ShawOscar WildeSamuel JohnsonBenjamin DisraeliH. L. MenckenBertrand RussellHenry Ward BeecherThomas FullerDavid Herbert LawrenceRobert Louis Stevenson AeschylusLord ByronRobert FrostElbert HubbardRichard M. Nixon
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