Top Married Quotes
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears
A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.
Skeet Ulrich
Greta Garbo 
Mike Tyson 
Cathy Guisewite 
Shelley Winters 
Scott Bakula 
Mimi Rogers 
Mark Goddard 
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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson 
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Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor.
Samuel Richardson
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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.
Mary Catherine Bateson
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Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
Novalis
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I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
Samuel Pepys
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman
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Popular Married Authors
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