Top Married Quotes
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears
A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.
Skeet Ulrich
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Cynthia Nixon 
Olympia Dukakis 
Jackie Collins 
Frederick Sanger 
Chevy Chase 
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke 
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My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.
Skeet Ulrich
78% of people like this quote
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
75% of people like this quote
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
74% of people like this quote
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
Billie Holiday
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