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The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
Parker Stevenson
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
David Gerrold
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
Simon Cowell
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
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Parker Stevenson 
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The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
Parker Stevenson 
58% of people like this quote
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
David Gerrold
48% of people like this quote
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
Simon Cowell
44% of people like this quote
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