Top Lawyer Quotes
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Bill Veeck
Rarely in my 45 years as a civil rights lawyer have I been so angry about an injustice as I am about what happened to Billy Ray Johnson.
Morris Dees
Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest. You know, anywhere you lecture and pontificate to people.
Rowan Atkinson
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright 
87% of people like this quote
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost 
84% of people like this quote
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Bill Veeck 
81% of people like this quote
Rarely in my 45 years as a civil rights lawyer have I been so angry about an injustice as I am about what happened to Billy Ray Johnson.
Morris Dees 
67% of people like this quote
Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest. You know, anywhere you lecture and pontificate to people.
Rowan Atkinson 
65% of people like this quote
I am sorry to say that sometimes matters of very small importance waste a good deal of precious time, by the long and repeated speeches and chicanery of gentlemen who will not wholly throw off the lawyer even in Congress.
William Whipple 
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Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
Hunter S. Thompson 
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I'm afraid I talk a lot, too much, perhaps. I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician, though I'm glad I am not any of these.
Tom Glazer 
63% of people like this quote
The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.
Chauncey Depew 
62% of people like this quote
When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose.
Warren Christopher 
61% of people like this quote
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