Top Laugh Quotes
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Kate O'Brien
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
Frederic William Farrar 
Habib Bourguiba 
Jerry Seinfeld 
John W. Foster 
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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.
Jean de la Bruyere 
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Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
Julia Roberts
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You always draw on your experiences with live audiences to know how to do comedy on films. You're working for a laugh that may or may not come six months later, but you're working in a vacuum at the time you are doing it.
Theodore Bikel
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
Orison Swett Marden
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The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.
John W. Foster
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I really, really love music. I'm affected by it and uplifted by it, and made to laugh and cry, and almost fall in love with the person who has made me feel so brilliant and communicated so profoundly to me.
Siobhan Fahey
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Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.
Paul Rodriguez
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I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.
Diane Lane
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Popular Laugh Authors
Friedrich NietzscheGeorge Bernard ShawWilliam ShakespeareJohann Wolfgang von GoetheMohandas GandhiVictor HugoLucius Annaeus Seneca VoltaireThomas CarlyleGilbert K. ChestertonOrison Swett MardenAbraham LincolnWilliam HazlittWill RogersGeorge Santayana
Henry Ward BeecherDavid Herbert LawrenceWilliam JamesKahlil GibranNapoleon BonaparteLord ByronW. Somerset MaughamVirginia WoolfBryant H. McGillWoody AllenErma BombeckJean de la BruyereJim RohnJim CarreyFriedrich Schiller
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