Top Laugh Quotes
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Kate O'Brien
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
Logan P. Smith 
Magic Johnson 
Todd Solondz 
Charles M. Schulz 
Colin Mochrie 
Gilda Radner 
Dakota Fanning 
Johnny Mercer All Laugh Quotes
A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider 
38% of people like this quote
We all look to have transcendent experiences that lift us out of the everyday, and fear is a good one. But, I think it's the same reason why people want to laugh their heads off.
Adam Arkin
38% of people like this quote
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
Nicolas de Chamfort
36% of people like this quote
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp
36% of people like this quote
Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.
Denise Richards
35% of people like this quote
The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.
Linus Torvalds
29% of people like this quote
Popular Laugh Authors
Friedrich NietzscheGeorge Bernard ShawWilliam ShakespeareJohann Wolfgang von GoetheMohandas GandhiVictor HugoLucius Annaeus Seneca VoltaireThomas CarlyleGilbert K. ChestertonOrison Swett MardenAbraham LincolnWilliam HazlittWill RogersGeorge Santayana
Henry Ward BeecherDavid Herbert LawrenceWilliam JamesKahlil GibranNapoleon BonaparteLord ByronW. Somerset MaughamVirginia WoolfBryant H. McGillWoody AllenErma BombeckJean de la BruyereJim RohnJim CarreyFriedrich Schiller
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