Top Laugh Quotes
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Kate O'Brien
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
Allen Klein 
Jay Leno 
W. Somerset Maugham 
Sophie Marceau 
Lydia Lunch 
Geraldine Chaplin All Laugh Quotes
I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.
Baruch Spinoza 
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The audience likes their emotions to be touched. They want to laugh and cry and feel good.
Magic Johnson
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Go now, verses, on your light feet, you have not trodden hard on the old earth where the graves laugh when they see their guests, the one corpse stacked on top of the other. Go now and stagger to her whom I do not know.
Hugo Claus
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I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture.
John Mayall
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.
Umberto Eco
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I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
Julian Clary
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The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.
John W. Foster
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My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.
Taylor Caldwell
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Popular Laugh Authors
Friedrich NietzscheGeorge Bernard ShawWilliam ShakespeareJohann Wolfgang von GoetheMohandas GandhiVictor HugoLucius Annaeus Seneca VoltaireThomas CarlyleGilbert K. ChestertonOrison Swett MardenAbraham LincolnWilliam HazlittWill RogersGeorge Santayana
Henry Ward BeecherDavid Herbert LawrenceWilliam JamesKahlil GibranNapoleon BonaparteLord ByronW. Somerset MaughamVirginia WoolfBryant H. McGillWoody AllenErma BombeckJean de la BruyereJim RohnJim CarreyFriedrich Schiller
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