Top Laugh Quotes
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Kate O'Brien
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
Bill Watterson 
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Harold Ramis 
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If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you'd laugh and say nothing that simple, but you've been told many times before messiah's point you to the door though no one's got the guts to leave the temple.
Peter Townsend 
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I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey Hepburn
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She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
P. G. Wodehouse
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Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh.
Martin Farquhar Tupper
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It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
Wayne Dyer
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I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh.
Luke Wilson
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The first thing I read was of my character on the phone talking to Sydney's fiance. Though short, it was so beautifully written, and it made me laugh. I thought if I wanted to play a character, this would be it.
Victor Garber
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For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
Bennett Cerf
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Popular Laugh Authors
Friedrich NietzscheGeorge Bernard ShawWilliam ShakespeareJohann Wolfgang von GoetheMohandas GandhiVictor HugoLucius Annaeus Seneca VoltaireThomas CarlyleGilbert K. ChestertonOrison Swett MardenAbraham LincolnWilliam HazlittWill RogersGeorge Santayana
Henry Ward BeecherDavid Herbert LawrenceWilliam JamesKahlil GibranNapoleon BonaparteLord ByronW. Somerset MaughamVirginia WoolfBryant H. McGillWoody AllenErma BombeckJean de la BruyereJim RohnJim CarreyFriedrich Schiller
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