Top Laugh Quotes
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Kate O'Brien
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
Liv Tyler 
David Hyde Pierce 
Robert Orben 
Ethel Barrymore 
Rue McClanahan 
Malcolm Muggeridge 
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Mel Tillis 
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If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare 
76% of people like this quote
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
Martin Luther
76% of people like this quote
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina Fey
75% of people like this quote
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
73% of people like this quote
You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
73% of people like this quote
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.
Malcolm De Chazal
72% of people like this quote
In junior high school, I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress, withdrawal, and asocial manner. Dozens of times, I saw individuals laugh and smile more in ten to fifteen minutes than I did in all my life up to then.
Arthur Bremer
71% of people like this quote
An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.
Desi Arnaz
69% of people like this quote
When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
Walt Disney
68% of people like this quote
Popular Laugh Authors
Friedrich NietzscheGeorge Bernard ShawWilliam ShakespeareJohann Wolfgang von GoetheMohandas GandhiVictor HugoLucius Annaeus Seneca VoltaireThomas CarlyleGilbert K. ChestertonOrison Swett MardenAbraham LincolnWilliam HazlittWill RogersGeorge Santayana
Henry Ward BeecherDavid Herbert LawrenceWilliam JamesKahlil GibranNapoleon BonaparteLord ByronW. Somerset MaughamVirginia WoolfBryant H. McGillWoody AllenErma BombeckJean de la BruyereJim RohnJim CarreyFriedrich Schiller
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