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Top Lap Quotes

When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

Emile Hirsch

The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.

John Fogerty

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin James

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

Thomas Carlyle

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Stan Lee

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All Lap Quotes

You're in the lap of the gods. If people go, they go, and if they don't.

Sam Mendes

44% of people like this quote

I think I'm being friendly with someone and I'll sit in their lap. They think I'm flirting with them.

Kylie Minogue

43% of people like this quote

Things are forgotten and then perhaps picked up again, if we're lucky, it lasts... if not, then it's in the lap of the gods. The important thing was to do some work that I liked and hopefully that some others might also like, whether for a minute, a week, a month, a year.

Tom Glazer

39% of people like this quote

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.

Lin Yutang

36% of people like this quote

This directing thing just sort of fell my way and landed in my lap.

Charles S. Dutton

32% of people like this quote

I didn't have a clue where I was going on my first lap of practice.

Joey Dunlop

29% of people like this quote