Top Lap Quotes
When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
John Fogerty
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.
Thomas Carlyle
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
Johnny Rotten 
Alphonsus Liguori 
Buffalo Bill 
Cloris Leachman 
Bill Nye 
William Bennett 
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That was one of the things that interested me about the character. He doesn't want to be a hero, and has no real desire to save the earth or discover aliens. He's sniffing around looking to see what will fall in his lap.
Orlando Jones 
55% of people like this quote
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.
Annette Bening
54% of people like this quote
I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
53% of people like this quote
Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man's lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one's self.
Max Stirner
52% of people like this quote
A lot of girls ask for advice on how to get into acting, and I'm kind of the worst person to ask, because it just kind of fell in my lap... I was just in the right place at the right time.
Alexis Bledel
51% of people like this quote
I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance.
Lexa Doig
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It's also a question of finding good material and interesting roles. I'm not the only actress out there, and good parts just don't fall into your lap that easily. But I like most of the films I've made recently and so I'm pretty positive about the future.
Winona Ryder
51% of people like this quote
Most fathers don't see the war within the daughter, her struggles with conflicting images of the idealized and flawed father, her temptation both to retreat to Daddy's lap and protection and to push out of his embrace to that of beau and the world beyond home.
Victoria Secunda
50% of people like this quote
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