Top Lap Quotes
When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
John Fogerty
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.
Thomas Carlyle
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
Bill Nye 
Johnny Rotten 
Orlando Jones 
Annette Bening 
Emile Hirsch 
William Bennett 
John Fogerty 
Marlee Matlin All Lap Quotes
When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch 
86% of people like this quote
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
John Fogerty
63% of people like this quote
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
61% of people like this quote
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.
Thomas Carlyle
61% of people like this quote
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
59% of people like this quote
That was one of the things that interested me about the character. He doesn't want to be a hero, and has no real desire to save the earth or discover aliens. He's sniffing around looking to see what will fall in his lap.
Orlando Jones
58% of people like this quote
The best feeling in the world is when your child comes up to you and lays their head in your lap, for no other reason but just because. I can't wait to have more.
Marlee Matlin
56% of people like this quote
When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
56% of people like this quote
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